The Professor and me

I went to the Professor’s house to stay one day
He was very knowledgeable, had two wisps of hair
Much like Einstein, if you pardon the flair
But…

When I asked for some water
For I was so thirsty
He thought I said otter
Told me there was none to eat

When I asked him for the bathroom
For I needed to pee
He showed me his mushrooms
Said “That should be enough for thee.”

When I asked for a snack
For I was indeed hungry
He brought me to his shack
Which was indeed very smelly

When I finally said Goodbye
As it was time to leave
He told me “Hello!
It’s a good day to meet”

I’ve grown up now and become a chef
But sometimes I do wonder
if Einstein was deaf