My Brother

There’s a creature I’ve got
He’s a heck of a big shot
(Huh what?)
Although he’s kinda gong
(Den,den,den,piu,bsh)
He’s got his own theme song
(Houston, we have a problem)
He’s a soldier with a gun
(I had a bad dream, mummy)
He’s a big sticky bun
(Euuu,whoosh,bsh,bom)
He’s a great zoomin’ plane
(Chuggachuggachugga)
He’s a choo-chooin’ train
(Hey I want it too!)
He’s a dog in a manger
(Big ball o’ nose slime)
He loves to dig booger
There’s a creature I’ve got
He’s a heck of a big shot
His name is Christopher
He’s my little brother (He’s a dirty li'l bugger)